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h sTaR

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h sTaR
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— 3 months ago

ahh i cant even listen to him the same. cry baby ass nigga

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betyalyfe

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betyalyfe
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— 3 months ago

yo this shit kinda motivates me...i like this shit...fuck that phone call, hes a rapper, its about what kind of music he makes, not his life

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betyalyfe

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betyalyfe
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— 3 months ago

o, hes talkin about that shit! yo this is probably one of the best/realest tracks ive ever heard from buck

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thegreenmonster

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thegreenmonster
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— 3 months ago

^i didnt hear him cryin.

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Hoodraisedme

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Hoodraisedme
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— 3 months ago

the phone call was actullay b4 he said fuk fif fif is smart tho he jus put it out when buck started talkin shyt,cuz he sellfish,he wanna ruin buck career if he aint gone make him money

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Young Apex

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Young Apex
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— 3 months ago

I CANT EVEN RESPECT THIS NIGGA AFTER THAT PHONE CALL

HE WAS CRYING..LMAO

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betyalyfe

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betyalyfe
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— 3 months ago

^^^but u got wayne on ur avatar and he kissed a grown man in the mouth? wtf

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betyalyfe

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betyalyfe
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— 3 months ago

^^^but u got wayne on ur avatar and he kissed a grown man in the mouth? wtf

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HempsteadNY

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HempsteadNY
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— 3 months ago

GET EM BUCK

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DaGod

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DaGod
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— 3 months ago

Crying is a human emotion (whether your mad, sad, happy etc...). Every body does it, if yall don't think so, yall lying. Yall niggas need to put that super thug persona to the side man. Half yall prolly cry ya selves to sleep. lol

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Big Freeze

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Big Freeze
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— 3 months ago

Yo I cried the other day when I realized I was white and I had a small dick and I couldn't dance or play b-ball. Naw, I'm just kidding....I can dance alright

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Big Freeze

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Big Freeze
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— 3 months ago

Seriously tho, this song is nice as hell. No one in the G-Unit can put out a track with this much emotion. You can just feel the sadness in this man's music. The reason I don't listen to 50, Banks, and Yayo anymore is because they lost the hunger, the drive, the desperation to make good music.

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betyalyfe

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betyalyfe
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— 3 months ago

^^^lmfao...yo freeze is crazy...yea buck put all his emotions into this shit...i disagree with u about the rest of g-unit tho...i think they sounded hungrier than theyve sounded in a few years...the album sounds in my opinion

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betyalyfe

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betyalyfe
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— 3 months ago

i meant to put the album sounds good in my opinion...and that they sounded hungry again

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xxAlbertoxx

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xxAlbertoxx
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— 3 months ago

even thugs cry...

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VillageJuan

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VillageJuan
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— 3 months ago

Buck went dumb on this!!
... might be the realest shit i heard buck spit. I fucks wit it hard

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metal24

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metal24
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— 3 months ago

yo freeze i guess u haven't been listening to the unit lately cause they r very hungry..u one of them guys that jumped on 50's ban wagon when he came out then ditched him when the backlash came!!!u prolly have a yankee and a red sox hat in ur closet and wear the one who's winning at the time!! i've been a g unit fan from day 1 and will be always...stop the hatin and all the contradicting of urself just like u did with little wayne!!! in other words stop ur frontin !!!!

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brap****brap

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brap****brap
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— 3 months ago

This song is aight styll,
Buck can do way better alone then wif pussy unit, nigga can do it hard
this aint buck at his best

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metal24

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metal24
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— 3 months ago

buck can make good music on his own,,but he won't make any money with out fif!!! real talk!!! i like them both and hope they can settle this and come back with a beg for mercy type record agin!!!!

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brandon434

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brandon434
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— 3 months ago

the boy still go hard

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lifeisreal89

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lifeisreal89
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— 3 months ago

I done listen to this song at least 50 times so far.....still listening. Too real....

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badguy101proof

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badguy101proof
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— 3 months ago

buck i got ya royalty checks come get em ...but on sum real shit buck better then the unit fuk dem softys

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brap****brap

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brap****brap
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— 3 months ago

thank
the unit suks ass
50 couldnt do shit alone, cause kanyewopped his ass, and now all he gots is da fukin unit
and there shit

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betyalyfe

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betyalyfe
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— 3 months ago

50 cant do shit alone? damn, his get rich or die tryin sold like 12 million and the massacre went multiplat...kanye BARELY outsells 50s shittiest album during a time when everybody burns cds and buys ringtones instead of albums...and 50 runs g-unit, buck didnt run shit...now 50 gotta get buck out of the hole he dug himself into...50 cant do shit alone? fuck outta here

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brap****brap

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brap****brap
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— 3 months ago

i swear i was complimentin buck when i said the song is aite, but it aint his best
and yall noe its true
hes a good rapper though
but some of yall dont read and understand b4 u go and trash

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cheezus

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cheezus
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— 3 months ago

why do people catch feelings when they get trashed? quit being a young buck and move on

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gethip313

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gethip313
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— 3 months ago

Word nigga.

Stop Bucking and post something we dont wanna trash!

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rodjilius

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rodjilius
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— 3 months ago

dam this shit is hot

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badguy101proof

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badguy101proof
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— 3 months ago

and this shit is raw

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G-Ice

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G-Ice
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— 3 months ago

This is hot..can't front.

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kEio

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kEio
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— 3 months ago

good song , buck sounds tough , but he probably cried after he released it though

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TwoFace

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TwoFace
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— 3 months ago

get em buck..fuck 50 for makin this mans life shitty..

forreal..a man should be responsible for his words, and actions..but DAMN..50 tries his hardest to really fuck with peoples heads and if only he could stick to makin music...if hes even into that shit anymore

i got love for buck, and he keeps it real, this song shows it "we can go to war or act like men and still be cool"- he said it perfectly

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Alhamer

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Alhamer
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— 3 months ago

well,, blame it on buck.. he the one started talking shit about the unit.. you never become a man when you disses other people.. especially your people..your family.. people that made you blow up..

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metal24

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metal24
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— 3 months ago

@ twoface dude i love ur avitar but u are dead wrong...buck is bringin this all on himself...for one thing he is biting the hand that brought him into this game and made him rich he gave him a chance and took him off that crappy utp bus! showed him nothin but love got him out of debt .. then he goes and disses him every chance he gets then he cries about it like a baby!!

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Swagkid

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Swagkid
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— 3 months ago

SONG HOT BUT I STILL DONT FUCK WITH BUCK EVER SINCE HE LEFT DA UNIT....HE DONT HAVE THAT SAME CHEMISTRY HE HAD WIT DA UNIT WHILE HE BY HIS SELF....

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zaethatnigga

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zaethatnigga
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— 3 months ago

young buck a real ass nigga fuck every other rapper nigga they rappers this is a person

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Napoleonblack

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Napoleonblack
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— 3 months ago

i like it ...i like One Love and Killuminati go Celtics!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>

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makaveli1490

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makaveli1490
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— 3 months ago

hard track

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lifeisreal89

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lifeisreal89
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— 3 months ago

Iono care what happens. BUCK AND 50 STILL GON BE MY NIGGAZ. I fucks with both of em. If it don't get settled then oh well.

If it do then the Unit will get stronger.

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Pandemonium

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Pandemonium
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— 3 months ago

Whats the difference if he cried or not? He's an apologetic man not a sociopath. Homie makes good music, thats all that should matter. As someone said earlier, Wayne kissed Baby in the mouth and people were pretty quick to disregard that. If everyone decided to blackball every celebrity after they did some stupid shit, how many celebrities would there be left?

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413Josh

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413Josh
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— 3 months ago

cry baby

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Big Freeze

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Big Freeze
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— 3 months ago

Buck will stab you with a fork

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cheezus

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cheezus
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— 3 months ago

so will any random crackhead on the street

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caarrllooss

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caarrllooss
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— 3 months ago

get em buuuck

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Menard85dd

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Menard85dd
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— 3 months ago

buck needs to go beg fif to get back with the unit

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Vmoney2003

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Vmoney2003
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— 3 months ago

man buck a real street nigga fuck what you heard, this nigga aint crying this speaking on some real hood shit, get ya motherfuckin mind right. This nigga don't need 50 cent or G-unit to sell records he can do it by himself.

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makaveli1490

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makaveli1490
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— 3 months ago

feelin u except the end... i dont think so anymore my dude

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TryBaL84

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TryBaL84
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— 3 months ago

That Whole PHONe ConVo Was Put Out So NIggas Can Just DIss BuCk, But Any NIgga Who Knoes This Rap ShiEt Knoes Buck GOes HarD!!!!!!

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DetroitTalk

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DetroitTalk
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— 3 months ago

Young Buck...Dipset needs you!

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CharlieBlack

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CharlieBlack
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— 3 months ago

Buck is raw, how can you hate Buck 4 this, 50 the one who put him in a fukked up situation

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shutoutmexican

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shutoutmexican
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— 3 months ago

this shit is fuckin on fire, but still , i think 50 and young buck still got love

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shutoutmexican

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shutoutmexican
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— 3 months ago

this shit is fuckin on fire, but still , i think 50 and young buck still got love

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yaboykush

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yaboykush
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— 3 months ago

makes u wanna get buck

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Viper21

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Viper21
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— 3 months ago

This is real shit I hope everyone who reads this don't front and allow it to get in. Buck man a mistake being gone off some drugs and never having a good support system but the Unit. Now being on outside lookin in now we all had a family feud that we would handle different. He watchin his career go down the tube with a crew just feeding off him. Fif, Banks are lookin out for him but the streets teach u tough love and he needed that. No I hope he gets that money he needs to get out of debit. But he a real nigga he was tryin to get his own shit instead of feeding off Fif that's why he was not askin for the paper. Or all up in mtv crib's wit the rest of them just went about it in that wrong way. For all those laughin because he sheds some tears on some real shit ur that fake one holler. That real hip hop from that heart.

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detroit_klee

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detroit_klee
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— 3 months ago

Buck have been spittn sum real sh!t since he left the Unit...
Nice song...

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doctachronic

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doctachronic
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— 3 months ago

dis shit goes hard bucks always on point in all of his tracks something the units been missin

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Chopper_City

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Chopper_City
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— 3 months ago

damn,buck need buy out from g.unit records,weezy u got some giant money for dat carter 3 shit,u can try it,buck killed it...

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Jose309

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Jose309
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— 3 months ago

This song is real at its best. Buck is just letting everything out. Just like KG after winning the championship he broke down and started crying. I stopped wasting my time on figuring out whose real on the rap game if u make good music i will listen to it. Good example Ice Cube u know that foo aint gangsta his not in the streets no more but he a legend and he never dissapoints with his music i would listen to him if he was 50 years old and still making music. Same goes for dre DETOX fuck been waiting on that shit gonna be a clasSIK

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joo91

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joo91
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— 3 months ago

this song is heat

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Gangstalicious

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Gangstalicious
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— 3 months ago

lost all my respect nigga a pussy first its fuck g unit now he cryin and sayin he sorry get da fuck out of here wit that shit my nigga game and say that shit he still riddin wit that fuck 50 and the unit and thaz what up L.A.X album of the year ya diggggggggggggggggg

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Jose309

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Jose309
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— 3 months ago

Yeah Game never backed away from anything he said but what i've heard is that this whole thing of buck was recorded prior to the whole Fuck G unit. I also heard that Game and Buck finally talked in the phone and that Buck is gonna get on the joint with game and lil wayne thats on LAX album called My Life or something like dat Game is gonna get on Bucks next album too dont know if dats true

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biggking

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biggking
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— 3 months ago

this track is good. the beat goes well and buck did his thing

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Waseemc

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Waseemc
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— 3 months ago

Buck just need to do his thang man.
50 needs to put this nigga in the studio and just unleash him!!
Buck just gotta solve this situation with 50 and he'll be good. This song was straight fire, buck did his thang for me, real motivative shit.

For yall niggas saying hes a pussy and crying, eat a dick. Imagine yourself in a situation where u aint cool with your boss, got kids, and multiple debts. Think about it for a second, then open yo damn mouth, pussies.

GET EM BUCK!!!

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Waseemc

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Waseemc
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— 3 months ago

Dont know if this is legal here..

download the track here:
http://www.zshare.net/download/137897359eac967f/

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spiderak47

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spiderak47
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— 3 months ago

young buck iss really the best fuck the haters cashville records

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Bledari

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Bledari
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— 3 months ago

like everytime BUCK is BUCK

you're shinin man

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murda187man

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murda187man
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— 3 months ago

YO DIS IS SUM REAL SHITT MANE HOLD UR HEAD BUCc BETTA DAYZ COMIN HOMIE..BUT DON'T NEVA BITT THA HAND DAT FEED U..IF THA SITUATION IS SO FUCc UP HOMIE BOW OUTT GRATEFUL MAN UP AND MOVE THA FUCc ON DON'T DWELL AND ADD 2 THA BULLSHITT CONFUSION YA KNO

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sdfsadfsdw2

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sdfsadfsdw2
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— 3 months ago

This shit ain't a game its real life, and if you wanna front and say you've never cried before you're an ignorant nigga. He fucked up, like it or not fif is a genius and if you wit him your ass aint going to be broke. G-unit made Buck into the rap star he is now, he was a nobody from cash money. I fuck with buck and will cop anything he drops but saying fuck g-unit was pretty much career suicide for him unless that recording came after the incident and he apolagize like a man.

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tennessee boy

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tennessee boy
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— 3 months ago

REAL SHIT MY NIGGA, I FUCK WIT IT HARD, 10ACEE STAND UP!!!!

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Wezzyana

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Wezzyana
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— 3 months ago

Buck still a beast

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watchthis115

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watchthis115
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— 3 months ago

Boston Stand Up.... This track is serious tho, i still fux wit bucc

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RaqEver

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RaqEver
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— 3 months ago

payback is back bitch!!

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RaqEver

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RaqEver
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— 3 months ago

5th listen...some real shit!!

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YungBb

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YungBb
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— 3 months ago

LeTs Good Buck sHiiT reaL

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T.brown

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T.brown
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— 3 months ago

buck aint shit witout 50 cant lie about it he may b a real nigga but in the industry u gotta do wats good for u u will never c another buck album agian

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lifeisreal89

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lifeisreal89
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— 3 months ago

Is he dissin 50? Or just being real? THat payback bitch part gettin me. lol! REAL TALK THO.

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Noxx

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Noxx
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— 3 months ago

he still needs get off fifs dick

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MastaKush

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MastaKush
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— 3 months ago

exactly what i expect from my nigga real talk shit makes u think bout ur own life mad props buck

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ipodking

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ipodking
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— 3 months ago

this is str8 fire...buck is the truth...

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Dat Dude Chris

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Dat Dude Chris
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— 3 months ago

I'm sorry I lost respect 4 this dude
Da only thing dat makes me continue 2 listen is stuff like this
He still good
Cryin n gangsta personas don't mix rite though
Buck needs 2 take a different approach wit his career after dat
If he keep actin gangsta ain't nobody gonna take him serious

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MF-Shau
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— 3 months ago

not a bad song. i'm not a big buck fan, but this isn't half bad

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— 3 months ago

Chistes
Jokes
¿Has oído el caso de ese fugitivo que secuestró un autobús de turistas japoneses?

Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists?

La policía tiene 5.000 fotos suyas.

The police have 5,000 pictures of him.

Hay tres clases de personas:

There are three kinds of people:

las que saben contar y las que no.

those who know how to count, and those who don't.

El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

The doctor calls his patient by telephone:

- Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

"Vera, I have good news and bad news."

- Bueno... dígame primero la buena.

"Well then, . . . tell me the good news first."

- Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

"The results of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours left to live."

- Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

"Well, that's the good news? Then what's the bad news?"

- Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.

"That I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."

Unos tíos están subidos a un árbol cuando les ve un policía.

Some guys are up in a tree when a policeman sees them.

- Pero, bueno, ¿ustedes qué hacen ahí? Venga hombres, bajen. ¡No sea que se caigan y se rompan algo!

"Well, what are you all doing there? Come on men, come down. Let's not have any of you falling and breaking something!"

Y cuando llegan al suelo...

And when they arrive on the ground . . .

- A ver, ¿ustedes quiénes son?

"O.K. now, who are you?"

-¡Pucha, qué memoria! ¡Los del árbol!

"Geez, what a memory! The ones from the tree!"

- Jo, tío, me acabo de comprar un aparato para la sordera que es una maravilla. Me lo puedo meter en la oreja y nadie se da cuenta.

"Hey, man, I have just bought myself an aid for deafness that is a wonder. I can put it in my ear and nobody realizes it."

- Jo, ¡qué cosas...! ¿y cuánto te ha costado?

"Huh, what things [will they think of next]! And how much did it cost you?"

- Las dos y cuarto.

"A quarter past two."

Un paciente entra en la consulta del médico.

A patient enters the doctor's office.

Doctor: - ¿Qué es lo que le ha traído por aquí?

Doctor: "What is it that's brought you here?"

Paciente - Una ambulancia, ¿por qué?

Patient: "An ambulance. Why?"

Se encuentran dos amigos.

Two friends run into each other.

- Oye, macho, ¡tengo un pato que habla!

"Hey [listen], man, I have a duck that talks!"

- Amos, hombre, no digas tonterías.

"Come on, man, don't say stupid things."

- Que sí, ya verás. Ven a mi casa y lo ves.

"But it's true, you'll see. Come to my house and you'll see it."

Llegan a la casa, abren la puerta y aparece un pato.

They arrive at the house, open the door, and a duck appears.

- A ver. Pato, tráeme una corbata.

"Watch. Duck, bring me a tie."

- Cuaaa!

"Quack!"

- Pst... la de rayas misma!

"Geez . . . the striped one! [Cuál = Which?]

Una cigüeña está en su nido con su hijo, que está llorando:

A stork is in her nest with her son, who is crying:

- Mamá, mamá, buah, ¿dónde está papá, snif?

"Mom, Mom, waaaa, where is Dad? Sniff."

- Hijo, tranquilízate, no pasa nada. Está haciendo feliz a la panadera llevándole un niño.

"Son, calm down, nothing [bad] is happening. He is making the baker happy, bringing her a son."

La noche siguiente es el padre el que está solo en el nido con la cría, que está llorando otra vez.

The next night it is the father who is alone in the nest with the baby, who is crying again.

- Buah, papá, papá, buah, ¿dónde está mamáaaa...!

"Waaaa, Dad, Dad, waaaa, where is Mom...?!

- Deja de llorar, chico, si no pasa nada. Se ha ido a llevar alegría a casa del alcalde...

"Stop crying, boy, because nothing [bad] is happening. She has gone to bring joy to the mayor's house. . .

La siguiente noche, el padre y la madre están preocupadísimos en el nido esperando al pollo, que aparece con cara alegre.

The next night, the father and the mother are worried sick in the nest waiting for the chick, who appears with a happy face.

- Pero, bueno, ¿qué pasa? ¿Dónde estabas?

"Well, what's happening? Where were you?"

- Nah, no pasa nada. Le estaba dando un susto a una estudiante...

Nah, nothing's happening. I was giving a scare to a coed. . .

Un tío ingresa en un hospital para hacerse una pequeña operación.

A guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

Una enfermera empieza a tomarle los datos; el nombre, la compañía del seguro, etcétera.

A nurse begans to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

- En caso de emergencia, ¿a quién avisamos?

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

- ¿Quiere decir si estoy a punto de morirme?

"Do you mean if I am just about to die?"

- Bueno... sí...

"Well . . . yes . . ."

- En ese caso, ¡llame corriendo a un doctor!

"In that case, run and call a doctor!"

A un pueblo del oeste llega una carreta y un tío con pinta de charlatán empieza a hacer propaganda de una poción, que supuestamente le conserva joven a pesar de que tiene trescientos años.

To a town in the west there arrives a wagon and a guy who seems like a charlatan begins to advertise a potion, which supposedly keeps him young despite [the fact] that he is three hundred years old.

Un campesino se acerca dudando a uno de sus ayudantes.

A farmer, having doubts, approaches one of his assistants.

- Oiga, y de verdad que este tío ha vivido trescientos años?

"Hey, is it really true that this guy has lived three hundred years?"

- Mire, no lo sé, yo sólo llevo doscientos trabajando con él.

"Look, I don't know, I have only worked with him for two hundred."

Un policía detiene a un transeúnte y le dice:

A policeman detains a transient and says to him:

- A ver, usted, deme el nombre.

"Let's see, you, give me your name."

- ¡Sí, hombre! ¡Y entonces cómo me llamo?

"Yeah, right! And then what would I call myself?!"

- Doctor, doctor, el pelo se me está cayendo. ¿Me puede dar algo para conservarlo?

"Doctor, doctor, my hair is falling out on me. Can you give me something to keep it?"

- Sí, claro. Aquí tiene una caja de zapatos.

"Yes, of course. Here's a shoe box."

- Doctor, doctor, ¿qué tal ha ido el parto?

"Doctor, doctor, how did the birth go?"

- Bueno, todo muy bien, pero a su hijo le hemos tenido que poner oxígeno.

"Well, everything very well, but we have had to put on your son [put your son on] oxygen." [ponerle = "put on him "]

- ¿¿Oxígeno?? Con la ilusión que a mí me hacía ponerle Federico...

"Oxygen?? And after my heart was so set on calling him Federico . . . " [ponerle = "name him"]

- Doctor, doctor, tengo tendencias suicidas, ¿qué hago?

"Doctor, doctor, I have suicidal tendencies. What should I do?"

- Págueme ya mismo.

"Pay me this instant."

- Doctor, doctor, no puedo recordar nada.

"Doctor,