Since The Dip has been quiet the last couple of months, I felt it was necessary to revisit The Dipset Shopping Networks. Remember this was published ages ago so the beginning might seem a little out of date.
We recently reported that our favorite rap conglomarate, NYC’s dipset is
going to be launching a line of rollerblades or as they call it
“dipskates”. This little bit of news got me thinking, what other products
can we expect from the dipset and what will they call it…
1.Dipshits
With this fashionable line of adult diapers, you’ll never have
to worry about changing yourself in public!..Made out of 100% egyptian pink
and purple cotton and encrusted with yellow canary diamonds you’ll no
longer be ashamed of being a grown up that stills shits their pants!
2.The Dipstick
travelling abroad to the UK?, need something to defend yourself in case of getting robbed by a gang of limey brits? Say no more! Coming in a variety of assorted colors(mostly pink and purple) the dipstick allows you to protect yourself from a distance with its patented St. Lunatics attack mode that allows you to launch a projectile that shocks the target 46 times per minute! But what would happen if the targets too close? No Problem!, simply grip the dipstick firmly and beat the shit out of them rodney king style.
3.Diptionary
Be on top of your slang game with the official dipset dictionary AND thesaurus written by Jim Jones! You’ll be the first in your “hood” to know the latest slang such as “balllinnnnn” and “commaho” (the bitch friend of the girl you’re tryin to kick game to that keeps interrupting you and stoppin you midsentence cause she wants to go…bitch)
4.Dipdongs
Coming to a store near you, dipdongs are a delicious new cream filled snack. With flavors such as chocolate, 40 oz, chronic, fried chicken, watermelon, and unpaid rent: dipdongs will surely be the number one snack on shelves this christmas.
5. Dipdos
Look real sexy like swimming with Dipsets new line of speedos.Outstyle and outswim your opponent in these gangsta pair of speedos. Comfortably streamlined for ultimate speed and pink and purple sexyness, you’ll have nothing to worry about in the water. Just remember, if it aint
Dipset then it aint worth it!
COMMENTS
...absurd...haha
I want a pair of Dipdos....
SMH...
ya shot out
Dipset 4 life Bitch Get ur money up
I want that Diptionary though
lol...
I want that Diptionary though
Dipshit is definately the word for those fagz
LMAOOOO haha wth you a genuis for this shit!!!
LOL............... THAT IS JUST WRONG
why am i jus seeing this shit
haha some of yall gon hate this
oh nvm
im a fan of dipset as some should know and i found that shit pretty damn funny.
dem dipdos is gonna ave the bitches going wild. hahahha lmfao hahaha while they at it might as well invent they own foods. dipfriedrice. lol
smh.........
its an editorial by "jokesta" it's bs pretty sure he hates on DIP.
not even that much of a dipset fan but this is DUMB CORNY
i agree this was real whack
that dip stik look wild homo Jokesta! LOL at that one...
then everything pimp...u shouldve put lil wayne up and say...
the official Dick rider fan club for dipset in association with Cash Money! lol
"the official Dick rider fan club for dipset in association with Cash Money!"
LMAO...hatemebytch...u crazy for that one. I couldn't stop laughin'
WOW THIS IS CORNY THAT NIGGA WHO MADE THIS HAS NO LIFE
dipset iz shit and dipsets fans ar clownes!!!!so what you say clowns,,,
pleez u know how many ppl including rappers copy off of dipset?! how many rappers are startin to wear skull chains and rock n roll shirts. sorry fag but dipset is the new wu-tang to me
keep on with the hate man.they live real lives with real money unlike u posting up bullshit from yr sad life.real people dnt have time 4 that childish hate. grow up man
r u fucking serious dude cam ron made a five minute video trying to make fun of fifty, dude was in his pajamas talking about a hot summer and dip set is not childish, ballin!!!?????, ey??????? and now fag wayne you dig???? is with them they r a fucking joke i fell sorry for writer and 40 cal thats the only true talent they have, DICKSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT S WRECKING TIME OH MAN SO FUNNY
my pool bigger than cam's! lol
i make 40,000 a year...he supposed to be a millionaire! LOL
hatemebytch
now you know your broke ass does not have a bigger pool then cams, that nigga is a millionaire and your not so shut the fuck up
^ dude that obviously hasnt seen the video youre referencing too. haha niggas always talkin outta their ass
nah ive seen it and im smart enough to know that when you have that much money you have more then one house. as much as you hate the nigga hes making more money then youll ever see. dipset all day every day
^^^^ dipset all day everyday , is that a dipset rhyme u fucking loser or did u get that from the dipset dictionary?????? LMAO!!!!!!!!! u must have dipdos in every color!!!!!
now that s BALLIN!!!!!
this was awhile ago but hateme wasnt talking about nother one of cams pools so kill yourself faggot
^^ Na i swear to god Camron was in Dipdos for that 50 diss,i been calling them short shorts all summer,guess he was just trying to make some more paper by moddelling his homo ass pants.
Ummm. how much did they pay these white dudes for this? LOL
ummmm nothing its called photoshop dumbass
Lmao @ the pink faggots and those white dudes
this shit ddnt have me laffing 4 shit........was lame as hell
Can ya'll leave DipSet alone, I just Cam get parodied twice by this one nigga, in a Mac PC Commercial, and makin fun of dude's deliverly. LMFAO, DIPSHITS, dats not even cool. It's all good DipSet keep ya heads up, AY!!!
that shit aint funny, try to join a fuckin comedy club nigga and get fucked in the ass at the end of the night. your a wack ass mother fucka.
kicking a man when they down is a faggot move.
lmao...this shit is creative...
lame.........
They need to quit it wit dat pink and purple shit cuz dat was nothin but a fad way back in 01 to 04 its a new day and new trends so u fagz need to get hip. Its dipset all day Bitch!
Why is it when somebody makes a joke or somebody has an opinion about an album not being good they have to be hatin. Some of yall need to just chill out it's not that serious
Why is it when somebody makes a joke or somebody has an opinion about an album not being good they have to be hatin. Some of yall need to just chill out it's not that serious
STUPIED CLOWN SAID:keep on with the hate man.they live real lives with real money unlike u posting up bullshit from yr sad life.real people dnt have time 4 that childish hate. grow up man
i'm 24 u clown,,,so kid go pee
Ok...This isnt funny
WOW LOL HAHAHAHA
yall could of keep this shit to urself
yo i heard u had to pay alittle extra if u want a dipstick that wasnt actually in cam's ass no homo jus what i heard
wow that was dumb as fuck
THEY IS SOME FAGGET ASS NIGGGAS
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this is too funny jokesta u should come with more of these this cracks me up!
this is stupid as fuck waste of time and not funny at all better luck next time
First of all dipset allday. 2nd shit wasn't funny at all. No giggles for yo lame ass. Never heard that commaho term but I will start using it today cuz them bitches be blowin me. make some more funny shit to look at this rumour page be slackin. Wadown illseed. Thats that dude tho learn from him. A joe where can i get some stunna shades like them white dudes? Yall sleep I'll rock them bitches. Matterfact its some at DollarTree. Dipset.
that was possibly the dumbest shit ive ever seen, photo shopping dipset onto male underwear? are you that bored?
lol thats funny as hell dipset is some pussys tho lol i could see them doin that gay shit
this shit is gay
That's funny! But nowadays rappers can sell anything! Don't be shocked if Dipskates sell hard in the hood.
Dip set need to chill. them cats think everything the do is gangsta and smart. NOT REALLY. they just retard business man. that shit makes no common. but i guess thats the new image Dip Set gangsta roc'in skates,That'll work. GET YOUR MONEY JACK
DA FUNNIEST PART OF DA DIPSET MOVEMENT IS DAT NIGGAZ WUZ ACTUALLY ROCKIN $5 PINK TEES AND HEAD BANDS WIT SNEAKERS, THEN THEY STARTED ROCKIN TIGHT ASS JEANS WIT CHAINS HANGIN. NOW WHERE R THEM NIGGAZ I GUESS TRU LIFE SHUT DAT SHIT DOWN
AS FOR THIS DIPSET SHOPPIN NETWORK THIS SHIT IS WACKER THAN THEY R
MAN CAM AINT SAID SHIT OR DROP NOTHING IN COMPARISON TO THE MUSIC HE DID ON S.D.E. THAT IS TRULY WHEN CAM LOST IT
THEY DA REASON WHY PEOPLE SAY HIP HOP IS DEAD
REAL FUKIN TALK
Dam I'm still waitin' on dat remix 2 the remix 2 the remix of BALLIIIINNNN! I thaught Jimmy was comin' wit dat next. I mean Seein' as tho dat is his only single dat got any spins. But anyway where the hell is "KILLA" at. He still on vacation or he still on TIMEOUT? I guess it's gone be a Luke warm FALL!
I respected dipset but now im startin to lose the fauth their new material which seems to be ordinary and nufin new.rappers in the game uppping their game such as Kanye,swiss beatz,jeezy etc also bringin out nw stuff.dipset is turnin into 50 cent just without the buck teeth.
Shoulda had the DipDouche no homo
this shit is corny...
the kid in the back says "I want me some of that purple stuff"
Where can i get these Dipdos ?
dipset bitch,,,ha
fuked up
This is freaking ridiculous sears roebuck would never sell that crap!
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DIPSET DIPSET DIPSET ,,,,, ALL DAY, I RIDE FOR MY NIGGAS...HOLLA
AEH dipset bitches
FUCK DIPSHIT! THESE NIGGAS GAY AS FUCK RUNNIN AROUND PUTTIN PINK ON EVERY FUCKIN THING, DIPSET AND ALL THEIR FANS CAN EAT A FAT DICK!
^^co-sign^^