The end of the year has been kind of sad for Hip Hop, James Brown died, Dj Carl Blaze Died, Game gives up the beefs, and so on. SO I figured, lets get some humor going, I was watching TV today, and there was this hilarious bit on Conan Obrien called “If they mated” where they take a celebrity couple and show what their kid would look like if they had one. So being the genius that I am, thought to myself..what would happen if our favorite hip hop/ r&b couples knocked some boots and had some chillen?..I was gonna call it, “If they mated, Hip Hop Edition” but since I don’t wanna get sued..lets just call it If they knocked some boots:
Ashanti & Nelly
Up First, we have our newly rumored to be engaged couple, Nelly and Ashanti:
I don’t know if its a guy or a girl, but i DO know it kinda looks like Gabrielle Union.
Jermaine Dupri & Janet Jackson
Next Up, we have our favorite old heads, Janet Jackson and the ATL midget, Jermaine Dupri.
Nas & Kelis
They say ugly people make cute babies
Jay Z & Beyonce
Lastly we get to Hip Hops King and Queen
Anybody ever seen The Gremlins?
Thats it for now, send me your suggestions of who’s baby you’d like to see if they knocked boots. Info@defsounds.com .
COMMENTS
hell fucking naw
HAHAHA! niggaz is ugly mayne!
Wow...now that's some funny shit...ha!
this is corny...and old
old? Where'd you see it before?
This is stupid and lame.How sad is it,that Defsounds would steal an old and lame bit from The Conan O'Brien show.Conan has been doing this bit for like 4 years now, it was a little funny the first time, but after that it was just lame.You might have gotten a chuckle if you weren't so late with it.
man they did this like 2 years ago.....they do celeb kids all the time....i get emails all the time wit stuff like this
so fuckin' what? the shit is still funny...do u niggaz got a sense of humor?
yeah i had a sense of humor when i saw it 2 years ago...and even then it was only partly funny.....sorry.....i didnt know it bothered you so much...i mean how funny is putting a wig on jay-z or nas and saying this is what they kids will look like supposed to be???
man this is very dumb thing to do even if it was done for fun. But like i said im really about to just about to abandon the foolishness. This website is catered to the gossip and spreading of lies to peoples lives.
It don't bother me at all homie, but ya'll seem disturbed over it...I'm just laughin'
stop takin this shit so serious. its all about fun and games and you guys are getting ass hurt about something that is suppose to be funny. shut the fuck up.
Defsounds could write an article about Nas and Jigga doing a whole album together, and amj would hate. I think he deserves a title for being addicted to a site he hates so much.
I love the idiots of this site."its all about fun and games and you guys are getting ass hurt about something that is suppose to be funny", but it's not funny you cornball, it's lame and that all anyone is saying.You must be really stupid if you give this more than a chuckle,like amj1227 said "how funny is putting a wig on jay-z or nas and saying this is what they kids will look like supposed to be".I bet you idiots would laugh if they put a wig on a fetus, but I shouldn't be surprised,three of the people who find this funny can't spell,one named himself Fatty Kid(must be a queer,because what dude you know would used phatty ,a word commonly used to describe a girls ass, in his name) and another who named himself AirKat(wouldn't that make you a Flying Pussy?).
this dude evil dre catchin' feelings...ha! sensitive niggaz...
Dre: you hate the site so much, why come here? You dumbasses don't realize all you're doing is fueling the fire and fattening pockets when you call yourself "sonning" people.
Keep commenting, let's get this to google's FIRST page :)
Livin proof, you're an idiot, whose catching feeling, I'm just stating a point.And AirKat, you entire statement makes no sense, what are you talking about,you might want to elaborate.
ah boo...look wut u guyz did, u hurt evil_dre's feelings lol..chill son, the pics r actually pretty funny nd dont get mad it iz jus MY OPINION lol
Evil_Dre = E-Thug
Whose feeling where hurt?It amazing how not one of you idiots who are coming at me, can decipher my post.Is it that far over your heads?I can simplify it for you idiots, but I know you still wouldn't understand.Gp180, you have horrible grammar, so I'm guessing you are too stupid to understand my post,you just threw in a comment to run with the crowd,low self-esteem nigga, go hug someone.And what a clever observation PhattyKid "E-Thug", I bet your mothers still has your G.E.D certificate hanging up in her living room.
Look at the smart guy up in here...ha! Evil Dre, since we're all so stupid and can't spell, then why are u here? We're obviously not on your level, so why waste your time arguing with niggaz that are not on your level? It looks like you're the idiot. Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit homie, niggaz see right thru u...
What's there to decipher? You made an opinion that doesn't mean shit on this site. If they listened to you, it would have been taken down.
"Look at the smart guy up in here...ha! Evil Dre, since we're all so stupid and can't spell, then why are u here?" Well, there are more then just you idiots on here and defsounds is better than allhiphop.com.
"We're obviously not on your level, so why waste your time arguing with niggaz that are not on your level?" Great point, I have been wasting my time with fools, so this will be my last post on this subject.
"Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit homie, niggaz see right thru u..." Some how, I believe you couldn't see through a glass window.
And your right Phatty Kid, there isn't anything to decipher, so I don't know why you can't understand my statement.I was expressing my opinion on why the bit is lame, a valid opinion.
how is me saying i saw this 2 years ago hating????lol
MAN I SWEAR YALL LAME FOLK
dat is funny like styles p trowin napkins loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
what the fuck i like ashanti and nelly
but damn
That shits funny
GREAT ARTICLE. 2 THUMBZ UP
Tha Ugliest baby would come from Jamie Foxx and Fantasia. WORD TO MUTHA straight ninja turtle.
Damn LOL LOL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL