Now I know I’m a bit late on this but that’s only because I was trying to avoid it. But today as I read the daily news on the train while sitting next to a chick with the biggest teeth in the world (seriously…they looked like the were running away from her gums,) I came across this article: “According to the NY Daily News, the “Chicken Noodle Soup” dance is the biggest dance craze since the Macarena.”
...and I ask myself why?! This dance is the most embarrassing thing to happen to hip hop since Cautious the gay rapper (don’t remember him?...Good). I don’t know how old most of you reading this are, but I’m pretty sure most of you have read books and/or movies like The Color Purple and Glory where they always had one super ignorant house slave, and when music played, whether out of a fiddle or someone just beating on a piece of wood, the dance they would do looked exactly like the Chicken Noodle.
If you don’t know how to do the Chicken Noodle, please refer to following hilarious diagram provided by the Daily News:
What makes it even worst is the fact that “Webstar” and “Young B”, the duo that brought you this incredible masterpiece, were signed to Universal Republic Records for a whopping $1.7 million. I guarantee that Chicken Noodle soup will be Webstar and Young B’s only single, especially after debuting at 44 on the Billboard Hip Hop Charts.
People, I beg of you, the next time you see someone try the Chicken Noodle, at home, at a club, at the office, at the park, WHEREVER, please smack the shit out of them with all your might. It’s for the good of mankind.
COMMENTS
I can't believe they actually made a diagram of this. This has to be one of the most embarassing things in recent "hiphop" memory.
shit'd i figure of they can make a song called chicken noodle soup they mind as well send me a contract
damn i feel bad for my city nyc cuz t=dis bullshit is embarrasing for all the ny rappers out there
At least Nas and Jay-Z are coming out with new albums. Maybe they'll save New York.
snapping your fingers, leanin wit it, rockin wit it, leanin back, ghost riding, thizz facing...and now, letting it rain and clear it out?
oh, and dont forget to let your chains hang low!
This is THE WACKEST SH#$T I EVER HEARD!!!PLEASE LET THIS SH$%T JUST GO AWAY!!!BRING BACK DISCO DUCK!!!!
wow 1.7 million! keep raping the game label heads...
"Chi*ken Noodle Soup With he Soda on the Side, Got the Water, Got the Coke, with the Soda on The Side" -Juelz Santana
Well it makes for nice Wordplay though 6ut other then that its gar6age and id fuk the shit outta Yung 6
This is sad...
$1.7 million for shuckin' and jivin'.
There are great grandmothers and grandfathers mad as shit!
On another note...
I Wonder how much I can get paid for bring back the Whop, the Snake or the Kid 'N Play?
Gotta be worth at least 3 Mill...lol
This is some bullshit how the hell do they find these people and I know N.Y. is pissed of with this shit it looks like a fake attempt t obring back the apple in modern day terms. Fat joe keep it gangsta these look like cartoons. I had song called chiken in the coup back in 98' and that was just for fun a ain't never record no fuck shit like that or tried to put it out...mmmmmm maybe that's why i'm still trying to get signed....New Song "Hot Pocket Boss w/a Dipping Sauce"
DONT GET MAD GET MONEY. IF U CAN MAKE A LICK LIKE THAT OFF SOME BULL SHIT THEN MO POWER 2 YA.
I can honestly say...chiken noodle soup was the WHACKEST SONG THAT EVER MADE HIP HOP HISTORY!...im sorry to say that but its true...its ok we have snap your fingas...the hyphy movement...and now this!...oh sheesh they went tooooooo far on this right here especially making that whack ass diaphram???how dare they do that...smh chiken noodle soup should be made for eating not dancing children!...Asia*
When I heard they where from harlem that broke my heart come on NY!!thank God that this crap is fading away real quick.
I ain't hating but damn. Everytime i hear the song or c da video on tV i change the station. This is what hiphop has come to, bulshit, bullshit, and more bullshitt. Maybe they should offer osama or saddam 1.7mil to do da dance Lol. More embarrasing is that it came from NY especially Dipset region. WE NEED TO FIND A CURE TO THIS EPIDEMICS OF WHACKY HIP HOP. pEACE
how could 2 kats sit down wit a straight face nd say let make a song chicken noodle soup.....dats y sum kats say hip hop iz dead cuz in the 90's u com out wit sum shit lik dis dea probably wouldnt even get on the radio....we embracin wack rappers my peeps
I think as hip-hop fans we should storm into these record labels that support this bullshit and beat the shit out of every fuck suit we can grab.oh yeah and that chicken noodle soup bitch