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Deconstructing Biggie: UPS is Hiring

by THEREAL2

MONDAY AUGUST 27, 2007

Remember Lloyd Bank’s Retirement Party that he didn’t show up to? We’re sure you do.

Anyways, from the genius minds that brought you that hilarious little sketch, comes more—alot more.

So lets all welcome the latest addition to the DefSounds’ team – the incomparably funny (and good-looking) hip-hop sketch comedy team, The Real.





Deconstructing Biggie: UPS is Hiring

The Notorious BIG’s lyrics speak to many fans’ ears, across all swatches of culture, drawing both on gleeful exaggerations of violence and somber reflections of personal introspection, tied together with deft wordplay and inflection.

Still, it seems that Mr. Smalls – like Jesus Christ – drew his fair share of enemies as he spoke the truth.

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Karmaloop

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Karmaloop
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— about 1 year ago

Def Sounds you bastards!!!!!

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100 Shots

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100 Shots
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— about 1 year ago

Lmao @ the sketch.

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SVJ DA REAL 1

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SVJ DA REAL 1
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Hahahahahaha

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StopNetBanging

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StopNetBanging
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LOL wow.

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nardysenior
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lmao...golden boyz

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illmatic-Supra

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illmatic-Supra
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— about 1 year ago

LMFAO- funny ass shit right here....

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CrazedHipHop

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CrazedHipHop
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— about 1 year ago

Welcome to the team TheReal... RIP BIG and his classic verses will forever be remembered...

Funny shit though....

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comindowncappin

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comindowncappin
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— about 1 year ago

hahaha the dude starts dancin like puffy

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DJ D-MOB

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DJ D-MOB
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— about 1 year ago

wow... u gotta b fuckin jokin wit me, its mo betta den dat lloyd banks shit

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ballin4real88

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ballin4real88
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— about 1 year ago

lmfao da buls akin deez jawns is crazy i wasent feelin a loyd banks jawn ut dis shit is unny keep it comin

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brooklynboy718

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brooklynboy718
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— about 1 year ago

just... wow.. speak english nigga u retarded?

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geez16
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— about 1 year ago

hah ya probaby a white kid

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CypressDS

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CypressDS
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— about 1 year ago

how come every time somebody says somethin like that its gotta be a white kid or if a white or hispanic kid like me listen to rap were automatically a poser except people know us hispanics are from the hood but some white people come from the hood too

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Quietstorm169
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Lmao that was good.

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sthamogul

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sthamogul
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— about 1 year ago

funniest shit i ever seen....WOW!

ps. they ARE hiring losers like u that need a job

www.ups.jobs.com/

*runs away laughing his ass off*

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pimpin101
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— about 1 year ago

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! thats somefuckin funny ass shit! yo da fed ex asian diddy is hilarious, god damn, good shit. lol.

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kadeem

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kadeem
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— about 1 year ago

lol funny shit

'dont be mad ups iz hirin'

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EAzyy

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EAzyy
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— about 1 year ago

damn that korean diddy was funny as hellllll, got a nigga laffin......lol
this is a fuckin classic

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hatemebytch

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hatemebytch
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— about 1 year ago

Yeah this shyt too funny...u see the Puffy dance?

lol

and fuck UPS, they're never on time!

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Jodirt
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he danced just like puff lol

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weezybmjr

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weezybmjr
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— about 1 year ago

LOL Funny as EVER! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

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andreagalinsky
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lol...dude, dis is funny as hell. And the UPS guyz looked real pissed. LOL

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j_m_a_n123

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j_m_a_n123
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This is a breath of fresh air that i need. I need a lil laugh in my day. Thanx Def Sounds.

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geez16
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dude got one hell of a diddy bop

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PhyllisDic

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PhyllisDic
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— about 1 year ago

Shit was funny. And ups is hiring. It stands for under paid slaves.lmao

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hidavi

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hidavi
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^Underpaid? My cousin makes $60k a year working for them and he says its an easy job.

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way2real

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way2real
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— about 1 year ago

Your cousing lying-UNLESS he has a degree, kuz I know mad niggas who was gettin on back in the day, and it was SLAVE LABOR, niggas was havin to load up them hot ass trucks!!! I'm glad I took the easy route, fuck loading a truck that holds temps higher than 120 degrees.

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charismatic

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charismatic
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I ain't even gonna front, this ish was mad funny how they had the FedEx boy and DHL boy goin on UPS... that's what made it funny to me... AND the Puff dance.. hahahaahaaaa...

And working for UPS IS real! It takes like 5 years in, just to get the WORST routes. People think they gone automatically get in and be a driver... HA! Takes about 5-6 years to build up seniority... and 1nce u get to that point, you're at the bottom of the barrell all over again... kinda like goin' from 9-12, then bein a frosh in college!

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???????

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REASON
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ha ha ha

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faresl2
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asian dude got talent...u can see the actin in him he is really funny

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TruLife
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— about 1 year ago

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SILLY MUTHAFUCKAS FIND FUNNY
ABOUT THESE STUPID ASS WHITE PEOPLE
THE LAST SKIT WAS SOME SHIT AND THIS WAS WAS EVEN WORSE

COME ON DEFSOUNDS,
YALL CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS

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way2real

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way2real
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This was some of the funniest shit on the net right now. TruLife mama must work for UPS, GTFOH!

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faresl2

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faresl2
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL yea it was funny 2 like dat asian dude haha

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AzNpLaYbOY
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GOOD SHiT

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CypressDS

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CypressDS
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man that is funny

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TruLife

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TruLife
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LIKE I SAID DEFSOUNDS,
LIKE MY MAN CHARLIE MURPHY SAYS,
"YALL GOT TO DO BETTA"

IF YOU THINK THESE SKITS ARE FUNNY
THAT MEANS YOU RIDE ON THE SHORT YELLOW FUCKIN BUS

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Havana2Bueno
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i ain't feelin this ups shit,the Banks thing was funny tho.

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acemobsoldier
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lmao..........

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I.C.I.B Goldman
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Ups is a great company to work for do you know how many black are employed their?
A whole shit load that’s how many. It’s sad that big had to go there. There is much less drama at ups then there is in the rap game.

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Karmaloop
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I'm guessing you work for UPS.. lmfao

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yes I did in fact thats where i got my first taste of brown, sugar that is...

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JTMoney
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that shit isfunny lol

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AzNpLaYbOY
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LMFAO! azn dude look like he can make it better in the game than that chink boy JiN

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tiffsarlac
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LOL i liked how DHL and Fed Ex treated their boxes... Fed Ex man is funnnny. ;p

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wonder what the name of the track??

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lmfao awwww shit

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