Anyways, I’ve rambled long enough..Lets get down to business, keep in mind nothing good has been going for like the past month.
Rhianna Stole Mary’s Umbrella ella ella eh eh
This has been floating around for a bit, word is Rhianna’s hit record with Hova was supposed to go to Mary J Blige but Rhianna managed to “persuade” the song writers to give it to her instead. I wonder what she could’ve done to “pursuade” the writers to give the song to her…a rookie..rather than Mary J Blige..a legend in the game?..Maybe her forehead is magical like that bad guy from Spiderman with the fishbowl head, Mysterio. Like when she wants something her forehead lights up and flashes and BAM you just wanna do what she says.OBEY
ME
I remember one time, I didn’t want to give my girl shopping money, cause women don’t really need clothes, so she started “persuading” me as I played Xbox 360… that was the best “persuading” I’ve ever gotten.
50 Snatches Young Jeezy For Curtis, Adds 3 More Tracks
Here’s something you’ll find interesting. Rumors of a 50 Cent/ Young Jeezy collabo have been hitting the pavement hard this past couple of days. Apparently, after getting his album pushed back by the big wigs at Interscope, 50 decided he needed another massive collabo so he went to Def Jam and snatched Jeezy’s massive mishaped head. According to the buzz, Fif will also be adding three more tracks to the LP.
Whatever happened to Cam Ron’s “June 1st” threat from that video with him in front of his kiddie pool?
Speaking of Cam Ron and kids…here he is with Jimmy: (AWWWWWWWWWWW)
Wendy Williams Styles on Melyssa Ford
So Melyssa Ford was supposed to be playing the mistress of Wendy Williams’s husband in her autobiographical movie. If you don’t know who Wendy Williams and her breasts are, they’re a NYC radio host who have the habit of airing people’s dirty laundry out. If you think I’m a hater, you’ve obviously haven’t listened to any of her shows. Anyways, so Melyssa Ford was supposed to play her man’s ho right, but then she decided not to midway through the project because she didn’t want to be type-casted as playing a “ho” in every movie. I mean..she does have a point. Just cause she looks like a ho, acts like a ho, dresses like a ho, and talks like a ho, does NOT mean she’s a ho. She just wears ho uniforms throughout the week. Anyways, here’s the audio of Wendy styling on her.
Random Things To Make Up For the lack of juiciness
COMMENTS
hahaha Belly .. that vdo at the end had me rolling. Reminds of how Akon speaks :0)
and thanks for jacking my pic of jimmy & cam as kids :0(
good shit though... keep up the good work
Damn Akon dark as fuck!
lkmao at Akon
Fullmetal is gonna be sad about that Lil Mama pic. Ouch! This was a hilarious editorial.
lmao at everything!! POW!!
Say it aint so Lil Mama! Say it aint so! *runs off crying*
MAN JIMMY AND CAM BEEN NIGGAS 4 THAT LONG? AND NIGGAS FALLIN OUT LIKE THIS? FAKENESS
lol. thats messed up how he played akon like that.
^^^^^BITCH ASS NIGGA^^^^^^^^^
whats up u dont now me but IM cool to hang around with.lol send me soming at WWW.THATSFIFTHY@YAHOO.COM
^^^ nigga that aint ya default avatar, thats really you. you look like akon.
ha ha ha aha aha aha aha aha aha prostitute on the run
yo u spelled clothes wrong... u wrote cloths... if u on xbox live send me a friend request... my gamertag is "Rich Young Boss"... i cant wait to hear that 50 & jeezy collab... hope they keep it gangsta... oNe
what photoshop of lil wayne u talkin bout? i didnt c it. i wanna c that, anyone got the link?
Fuck what yall talkin bout
Melyssa ford would get
SOOOO MUCH PIPE FROM ME
I SECOND THIRD AND FOURTH THAT. ILL EVEN GET IN LINE AND BE NUMBER 50 UP IN THEM GUTS
yo lol this is the funniest editorial i've ever read on defsounds lol props, oh and that Rihanna Forehead pic was classic..... much props for that lol
i tried not to laff at rihanna... she been trying to cover it. but once i seen da akon and how he cud easily pass for "Ven-kon" i couldn't hold it in... and then the video topped it off as tears mos definitely dropped. good 1
Lol at that video "I say no i don wan it" Crazy shit
so is therre really a line i can hop in 2 ride the melyssa ford ride? i will camp out, i swear! lol... and akon looks like he's about 2 john cena that guy... lol...
yo you sure that aint 2 pics of marlon wayans lmao i know lil mama wasn't that fine when i seen her on tv one time but damn she need to keep lip gloss on 25/8
Rihanna cant sing worth a damb she sound terable live they make her sound ok with them computers and shit but the truth is She suck worst than that britney spears slut
Another attempt to sell Sell Sex
AND She Aint That Fine she cute sexy ass hell but but wheres the booty
She not black she a woman of color
Ill still cut though
YO I WAS NEVER A LIL WAYNEHEAD BUT
HOW DA FUCK CAN ANYBODY BE DAT
AFTER SEEING DAT NIGGA PUT HIS LIPS
ON ANOTHER MAN?????????
WHAT DA FUCK IS GOING ON
SINCE WHEN DO WE SUPPORT FAGGOTS IN HIP HOP
GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE WIT DAT SHIT MAN
ONE
damn belly your one funny mufucka..thnx for keepin my high up!
who ever made this is probly some ugly bitch who wish she was bad as rihanna, that bitch is a diva i dont care what nobody says
forehead shyt had me rooooolllllin
5-0 & Young Cheezy=Two Pathetic rappers all in the same time.
All i want to know is....................Is Melyssa Ford serious? You mind as well get the dreamgirls actress out your mind because video vixen means hoe!
did rhianna take a song from some other dude. cuz i herd this one song also called umbrella and its also the same lyrics. did she take that too? it was some dude. i forget his name.
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