In other news…
Ever so often, you stumble on an amazing piece of writing--something so exclusive, so entertaining, that you have to share it with the world. The last time, I brought you all the most exclusive story of the year by Rizoh over at The Rap Up--Jim Jones Concept album. Today ladies and goonies, I present to you the most exclusive Lil Wayne interview of the year--even more shocking than him wanting to kill your family. This gem was spotted over at OC Weekly--and people let me tell you...it's by far the best reading you'll ever do.
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With his long dreadlocks, croaking voice and penchant for zaniness, Lil
Wayne is an unpredictable MC. He’s also a prolific one, releasing
albums and mixtapes by the handful. In 2007, he recorded guest verses
with everyone from Shakira to Little Brother.
But
his newest collaboration will have even his most die-hard fans
scratching their heads. In an attempt by the not-quite mainstream
rapper to reach a wider range of fans, the 24-year-old Wayne has
announced that he will rap on the CD remix to the latest installment of
the High School Musical franchise, titled High School Musical 2: Non-Stop Dance Party.
“Yup,
I had to do that,” Wayne says with his trademark high-voltage smile,
shortly after welcoming me into his Miami Beach mansion. “I’m trying to
reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did.”
Disney Channel’s High School Musical
is a pop-culture phenomenon, having sold millions of DVDs and millions
more CD soundtracks. But its clean-cut characters and positive themes
don’t seem to jibe with Wayne’s lyrical content, which tends to focus
on giant spliffs of marijuana and boasts about receiving sloppy
fellatio.
“I’m just being me,” Wayne insists, leading a tour
of his recently purchased oceanfront house, which features a
faux-bronze statue of his own nude figure, and a Juicy Fruit-dispensing
bathroom attendant who lives on the premises full-time. He adds that
the project was set in motion after a chance meeting with High School Musical star Zac Efron.
“Zac
and me was both in San Francisco a few months ago for a comic book
convention or something, and we met at an afterparty at some bar,” he
says, pausing to break down pieces of pungent pot to roll into a joint.
“To get away from these girls that was chasing him, he ducked into the
bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my
brother from another mother?’”
At that very moment—as if on
cue—the San Luis Obispo-born Efron himself emerges from Wayne’s den.
I’ll later learn that the 20-year-old brunette heartthrob is crashing
in Wayne’s guest room while the two work on their High School Musical songs together, but for now it’s like seeing a polar bear in the middle of the Brazilian rain forest.
“What’s
up, my nigga?” Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my
astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously
gave his surrogate father Baby last year. (Obviously, Efron is going to
have to work harder to squelch rumors surrounding his sexual
orientation.)
“I’ve been a big fan of Wayne for a long time,”
says Efron, emerging from the embrace and cueing up a CD player. “These
are the cuts we just finished. Dope, right?”
I wish I could
share his enthusiasm, but the songs are a bit jarring, to say the
least. On “All for One,” Efron sings the chorus—“Everybody all for one,
a real summer has just begun! Let’s rock and roll and just let go, feel
the rhythm of the drums. We’re gonna have fun in the sun!”—while Wayne
raps: “I’m a dog, you’re all a bunch of fleas on my dick. Driving a
Jag, er, like my name was Mick. I’m so sour like cream with chives, and
my sperm will make your face break out in hives.”
When they ask
for my honest opinion about their new songs, I mutter something about
them being “outside the box” and “memorable.” Though my answer is
clearly insincere, Wayne seems unfazed.
“This isn’t the only
thing I got going on right now,” he says, as the two young celebrities
walk me out. “I just did songs with Mannheim Steamroller, something for
the new Raffi album, and 16 bars in Spanish on Ricky Martin’s new one.”
Does Wayne ever get overwhelmed by the pace of his high-flying lifestyle?
“Hell,
no! This is how I live! I get up in the morning, get my dick sucked
four times, drink a Molson’s, and then hang out with Zac. What, do you
want me to go to Hawaii for a vacation? You got a job, but this is my
vacation right here.”
Adds Efron, “Word!”
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This could be the greatest collaboration of all times folks!... Spotted VIA The OC.
COMMENTS
LOL.. he can't be serious..
scoop 28 jus mad lil wayne is a fuckin whore he records for anyone
it would just be real funny, OMFG. wayne, he gon fuck dat shit up. I don't like High School Musical (I HATE DISNEY) but Its common sense. Wayne will fuck dat up. I like wayne but still, THIS!!! if this is true, I will be really fuckin shocked
im disappointed in this site
THIS WAS NOT BETTER THEN THE JIM JONES ONE, THE PIC IS KINDA PADLY PASTED TO LOL, STEP UR JOKES UP
haha..
Wait, Whaaaat?
“What’s up, my nigga?” Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year.
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WTF.........
1. Why is he saying Nigga?
2. WTF? A KISS? Wayne is officially homo..
Never mind....
wtf? http://www.ocweekly.com/music/music/the-keys-to-her-art/28213/
Dumb ass!!!!
duuuuuumb
You guys are fucking retards if you don't know a joke when you see one
Karma you a dumb ass nigga
I thought this was serious for a minute...I was about to lose all hope in wayne
Lmao.....
lmfao.
LMFAOOO
That is so wrong..
Karma you're an idiot..
Lol.. shut up
That shit is going to be fire.I mean flaming, as in two flaming fags(Lil Wayne & Zac Efron) on one track.
*Runs to the living room to get check book*
GET EM' WAYNE
YOU CAN'T HATE THAY HE MAKING MOVES
this article is fake i read the real one on another website. yeah wayne is on the remix cd but he aint get the house yet (oceanfront house).
lets see how many comments we get on this one
wayne haters are cummin...
You're right about this article going to have a lot of comments.Thanks to Lil Flame's Flamette like you, writing three comments at a time.I bet this shit will reach a hundred by tomorrow.
do you not read?....read the intro.
"Wayne insists, leading a tour of his recently purchased oceanfront house, which features a faux-bronze statue of his own nude figure, and a Juicy Fruit-dispensing bathroom attendant who lives on the premises full-time."
lmao dis shit had me dying................
hahahaha
damn man where do they get this shit
...someone has way too much time
on their hand to think of something like that
so hold on...is this not real at all??? like is it completely false???
either way, it's either really creative on the part of the writer or lil wayne
this article is fucking fake
this articles is hilarious.. lmfao! the juicy fruit and my nigga shit had me on the floor..
hahahahahah
lol priceless
This aint real trust me.
we got a fuckin genius here fellas lol
jokesta this is some funny ass shit man! the picture of wayne on the high school musical CD is killing me man! lol
Another classic. Im still laughin at the Alvin in da Chipmunks jont. But this one takes the cake
yall really believe this im just sitting hear laughing at yall niggas
go cop carter 3
bitches
if this is true wayne is tripping lmao he funny is shit
all yall believin this have to be clinically retarted. this shit was too funny tho fareal when my nigga came wit the faux-bronze nude statue and juicy fruit hahahah and that photoshop at the end...damn good one.
yes this man is a true industry whore...
“I just did songs with Mannheim Steamroller, something for the new Raffi album, and 16 bars in Spanish on Ricky Martin’s new one.”
Lmfao... this had me dying
awww look at all the wayne fags in denial haha
that would be nice thought a musical for tha kids
lol I could picture it in my head a if it was real... fuckin homos
oh shit part. 8
ahahahhah
u know im so irritated juz by reading thizzzz i aint even gon really komment on thezzz idiot azzz shits ima juz let thizzzzz shit make fun of its self unless they juz jokin around
this is tooo funny.
he ducked into the bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my brother from another mother?’”
WHOEVER BELIEVED THIS IS A FUKIN IDIOT
doo doo
picture look mad funny
I dont belivev dat shit but da picture is funny as hell!
ROFL FAGGOT ASS NIGGA OFFICIALY STAMPED. WAYNE U FAGGOT LOL
knowin wayne??????
thats right nobodi know wayne
n if ya dont know wayne
you dont know zanes (xzanx)
they can make a real nicca go insane
lol high school musical 3- The drug files...lol
I coulda made up a bedda story than this 1 yall niccas woulds been scratchin fa days...lol
OMG! These articles just keep getting better and better with there HUMOR!
What’s up, my nigga?” Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year. (Obviously, Efron is going to have to work harder to squelch rumors surrounding his sexual orientation.)
yea so hes kisses another man
o and
Wayne raps: “I’m a dog, you’re all a bunch of fleas on my dick. Driving a Jag, er, like my name was Mick. I’m so sour like cream with chives, and my sperm will make your face break out in hives.”
And Jay says this nigga is the next great...both need to flip flop the fuck outta here
AYE DATDS CRAZY IF WAYNE WUS 4REAL BUT DIS AINT TRUE
lool that pic on the cover is funny as hell damnnnn
“To get away from these girls that was chasing him, he ducked into the bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my brother from another mother?’....WAYNEZ ASS IS SOOO HOMO
this gay, wayne aint funny...get a life
i wonder if effron smoked wit weezy, haha, that faggot effron ghodda die!!!
wayne prob at home like:
WTF!!! howd they done found out.. this shit was top secret... i don remember no interview
wtf shit is dope nigga
This shit fake
uh i dont believe it.
and why would he be kissin dude he just met...i mean i know he do crazy shit sometimes but i couldn't see them gettin down like that and that line was straight but it didn't sound completely something like wayne would spit...and the chorus was dumb shitty..
i aint a big weezy fan its always good to reach out to diff people that means they look at ya music more and cop it... do ya thing weezy
*high school musical is madd annoying tho
fake...
lol, thats a whore 4 u.
niggas disappoint me more and more everyday yall dnt deserve diplomas man IT WAS A FUCKIN JOKE niggas talkin bout "dnt hate cus wayne making moves!" or "wayne doin his thing!" or the ultimate "man this shit aint real!" lol jokesta BAN THESE IDIOTS
"it was a joke... I just wanted to clarify that the Zac Efron and Lil' Wayne story is purely fictional and is simply intended as a joke (and a hysterical one at that)
was said
in FemaleFirst.co.uk
1 day ago"
that was on a site i just seen...
but still mr birdman05 (LOL) he do be makin moves he be doin songs with everyone all styles of music...thats talent if you can cross over like that and appeal to all types of people in my opinion ...
mrs.kimboslyce of cheese i aint sayin he not making moves im sayin thats what the wayne-iacs is sayin to make a case for him and this not even a real story! but its all good u still my #1 pplz
fuck lil wayne
Those song r really GAY Songs.Come On lil Wayne you said you can murder rappers that is beefin wit you.stop beenin a Pussy MC
NAW THIS SHIT AINT FA REAL...IS IT???????LMAO NAW BUT REAL TALK DAT SHIT AINT HAPPEN. I MEAN HE MIGHT OF DID THE COLLABO BUT ALL THAT OTHER FABRICATED SHIT. GARBAGE. NIGGAS NEED TO STOP TRYNA ASSASINATE THAT NIGGA CHARACTER. HE HOT AND CANT NOBODY DO NOTHIN BOUT DAT
ITS A JOKE PPL A JOKE OKAY ITS A JOKE REPEAT A JOKE DAM JOKESTA i think you need 2 stop doin this cus niggas is gettin dumber and dumber everytime lol
i always knew this nigga was a homo tho
ay yo wanes face is killin! in the pic
this motherfucker is turning into a fucken homo i can't believe that nigga is doin this what a fuck men
wow..........