Aaah, it's only Monday and already there's plenty of trash on the web about most of your favorite artists--too bad that trash is boring and unfunny. I know I missed my wire report last week but trust me, this one will make up for it. It has everything..from Ashanti's cooter to Whookid's breath smelling like ass..lets get to it!
Lil Moesha Needs To Get His Ass Kicked:
Rumor has it Lil Moesha partnered up with Kay Slay for a mixtape called "Unkut" ...I know what you're thinking.."Why is Ray J still alive?"...and the answer is cause his mother fucked up the abortion. But seriously..here's the rumored cover of the mixtape. I was kind of confused by it and didn't know what to censor...so I just covered his massive man nipples, you can click the pic for the unedited version.
Ashanti Forgot Something:
This lil item has been making its rounds around the net for a few days now. Looks like Ashanti forgot something before going on stage--if you look closely, you can even see some sideburns. Click the pic for bigger version.
Oh Fiftay, Joo So Crazy! MASH IT UP!
And for no apparent reason, here's a video of 50 cleaning his sneakers with Whookid's toothbrush right before he brushes his teeth with it. At least he didn't wait till Whookid fell asleep and whipped out some carrots. FUCK CARROTS SON!
Kanye's Pro Nails
Kanye hooked up some up and comer from Chi Town called Kid Sister--she's supposed to be Chi Town's version of Lil Mama or something which is weird cause they both look like Bow Wow (the gig is up you sneaky little midget!)..anyways check out the vid below complete with ashy finger knuckles and ashy finger knuckle break dancing.
That's all folks! See ya'll next week...and before I go--are you smarter than a fifth grader?
COMMENTS
LOL at Fif and Ashanti
lol at all that damn powder
nigga coughing while he sleep and shit lol
and why ashanti shit look like that
wtf
Nelly fucked it up lol
ROFL, 50's prank was freakin hilarious. hahahahahahah
wtf ashanti...
that ashanti shit don even sho shit...nd that kid sister shit wack as shit buh she look betta than lil mama
wow that white bitch is stupid as a motherfucker
i'd stil hit it
about dat 50 shit, whoo kid would have used dat shit even if he knew 50 shitted on it so dats not a prank dats just a day in day life of a 50 dick rider/groupie
ashanti's pussy match her dress lol
last n definitely least... DAT WHITE BITCH IS DUMBER THAN A MUTHAFUCKA, IM SORRY FOR DAT CHARITY LOL
"about dat 50 shit, whoo kid would have used dat shit even if he knew 50 shitted on it"
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Wow that was it. It waz a slow news day. Lets hope someone gets slapped by the end of the week(Tony Yayo).
lol @ ray j cover, dat nigga wild
ashanti... hell naw, she fell all the way OFF
50 a funny ass nigga
last but not least DAMN THEAT WHITE CHICK STUPID!
fuck carrots... haha... chappelles on some funny shit
:Ashanti Shyt Was Fake
:DJWhoo Kid Is This Is A Homo/50 Hilarious...He Know All Them FagsAint Gon Do Nothin To Him So He Do What He Want
:Blondes Prove Themselves Again And Again And Again......
but evrybody know Whoo Kid be on 50's dick A LOT! So u cant say Whoo Kid wouldnt hav used tha toothbrush regardless. Dat could b a time period ov 45minutes, tha normal time it takes 2 get a cut.
tha rest ov tha vids are useless 2 comment on
man wtf that fifth grader shit gotta do wit hip hop??????
LOL DEEEEE-TROIT
that white bitch is dumb as fukk...fif is an asshole LMAO!!...ashanti should be dead wit a pussy like that...ray-j should be dead period...and i see sum mad beef between lil mama and kid sister son...she jockin for real fam...BK!!...WE IN HERE!
u can't see shit in that ashanti pic but her asscheeks
Fifty is only payin Whookid back for all the shit he does to him....If yall listen to WHookid's Show on Fridays he basically gets 50 almost all the time, and he talks about it...its pure comedy...im sayin tho, Studio Gangstas are good for something i guess lol
stupid americans
i aint see ashanti shit only a lil front butt nelly probably messed that thing up
that white girl.....o lord why
SHIIIIT DAT ASHANTI MA WALLPAPER... WITHOUT DA STICKER!!!! AND DAT 50 VID LOOK LIKE THEY PLANNED DAT SHIT OR DAT NIGGA DUMB OR (lol) HE ALWAYS BRUSH HIS TEETH WHEN 50 SAY SO
50...be clowning
ray j look like a gay taye diggs
those are ashantis butt chicks, the 50 ting was entertainment, WTF is Kanye on that track, Disapointment, As for Ray J, I duno man, I guess u still aint had ur One wish tryna be ghetto.....
sorry 2 break it 2 yall, but kid sister been duin her thing waaaaaay b4 lil mama. that song pro nails been out over a year on the underground, She been holdin it down on the northside of the chi. dont hate..MIDWEST GOT NEXT. u gonna see her talkin shit on 1 of my mixtapes comin soon 2
First things first............I peeped that Ashanti photo and it's not her Vajay or her butt cheeks, it's the back slip portion of her skirt...........
And yeah I'm with djronniedigital Kid Sister been around for a minute (Col,OH Native)
50 is hilarious that kat gets a bar.....period.
And last but not least Ray J needs to climb back in his hole with Brandy and the rest of their dysfunctional fam, for real.
obviously this belly nigga has never seen a pussy. (http://www.mediatakeout.com/20018/pics_did_ashanti_have_a_wardrobe_malfunction.html) and fif is fucking hilarious.
it is a real shame not to know european kuntry.that shows how naiv americans ere
lets be for real, this is tv, she got payed more than that lil kid to do that show, it's just tha way it is, more ratings, but tha funny thing is half of tha people who watch this show thought she was for real...
LMAO LMAO LMAO to the end of 50's video.
The nigga 50 was sayin snoop dogg's new vid.
FUK RAY J NIKKKA MY SHYT IZ BIGGA DEN HIZ
BUT ASHANTI DAYUM GURL SHE FUKIN GOIN COMMANDO DAYUM WAT A NICE PIC
FUK 50 FUKIN SNITCH I HOPE HE GETZ DAT ASS WHOOPED
KANYE U IZ A BITCH
I have no respect for Ray-j.. Somebody to bitch slap him or something. That shit ain't cool. I know niggaz might not give a fuck about this but i have Sister, Duke would of been a veggie somewhere.
1.Why Would Ray J ever approve of such a horrendous attempt of a mixtape cover,that doesnt even look like kin kardashian.
2.50 is fuckin dumb.That shit was hella acted out,and that shit wasnt funny.If thats your homeboy thats one dumbass Joke.
3.I hella bin played out pronails the good 5-6 months ago.Kanye is the truth
4.ashanti and nelly are fuckin up eachothers careers
Dat is so damn nasty.....
dumb bitch gunit has a show coming out that's why he pranks whookid you the damn jerk....
1. ray j should have been aborted as a kid
2. who cares ashanti looks like a man anyways
3. 50 a dick to his camp but its funny to me
4. song old as shit but hott as hell plus kanye finger breakin awsome lol.
5. heres a joke for ya guys. What Do You Call A Blonde With 2 Brain Cells.
Pregant.
is that her pumpum or her ass..i'm confused
that is the dumbest bitch ALIVE....