See the pic above?...Do you know what you're looking at?..probably not. That there is a color chart of how Defsounds works. Why you ask? Because a good portion of you are slower than the rest--which means, you tend to click on a rumor and proceed to post a comment such as "FUCK YOU DEFSOUNDS THIS IS BULLSHIT FUCK YOU OMG FUCK YOU I GET SO ANGRY!"
So I thought I'd take some time out and create a nice chart and explain how we work. Lets start at the very top:
Defsounds Blog (Light Red): Defsounds blogs are articles based on the opinion of the writer about whatever the hell the writer wants. These articles might contain factual information heavily mixed with opinion, or they just might be articles that didn't really fit anywhere else such as Cam Ron's rhyme book.
So when you post "Fuck this blog, this ain't news, defsounds sucks donkey dicks" in one of the blogs--well you're an idiot.
Latest Hip Hop News (Blue): These are---well, the latest headlines in hip hop deemed worthy of a discussion. These article contain nothing but reported factual (or believed to be factual) information.
Editorials (yellow): Editorials are a mix of facts and opinions created to spark deep thoughts and discussion. They represent theories and research conducted by the writer and approved by Defsounds. So for the tards going into the TI editorial screaming "FUCK YOU TI DIDN'T SNITCH" then you probably didn't even bother reading the report of the possibility he could have.
We also put interviews in editorials for no apparent reason. (boo hoo, sue us)
Singles (Green): ZOMG NEW MUSIC!..Stan's paradise, "First!" posters grave yard--and occasional place for heated debates about why Lil wayne wasn't featured on 4 of the 5 tracks posted that given day.
Latest Rumors (RED): You ever wondered why we put rumors all the way down there and don't even have it linked from the Navigation bar?--the answer being, we never wanted to be pigeonholed for posting rumors (unlike other sites, *cough*ahh, mto*cough*) We barely put focus on rumors and yet when we DO post a rumor, everyone's up in arms claiming its bullshit. Hey, douchebags, since when are rumors considered to be true off the bat?
A good example of this was the recent Lil Wayne rumor. Wayneheads threw a fit over it, saying we're making shit up--when we clearly posted who we received word from. Someone went even as far as saying we make shit up about artists we don't like, someone said we made it up because Lil Wayne said "Fuck Datpiff" and that we as Datpiff just wanted to start shit.
So, for the record, Datpiff and Defsounds are NOT the same site, and they are NOT maintained by the same people-- we are partner websites. We work together and thats it.
In other news: Anyways, right under rumors you have the pink zone--which is just cheesy celebrity news from another affiliated website. Wanna see Megan Fox naked? or a pissed off Toby Mcguire (spiderman)...then you follow those link--for entertainment purposes only, not for any real knowledge.
The areas in white are how we make money and keep the site running free of charge.
Is that clear, can we keep bullshit to the bullshit areas and the good debates to the good areas? Also, as I've said before--we don't have many rules here--just don't fucking spam. Someone mentioned that I shouldn't curse at you guys and be nicer seeing as you all are as much part of the site as I am, and to that I say--Banned!..What other hip hop site you know has a staff as interactive as ours.
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Seems very clear to me, and I bet after all that people are still gonna do the same dumb ass shit. PEACE
I like how you put it down in Lehman's, kindergarten terms Jokesta, lol... broke that ish down.
yall need to get rid of that new gay ass player thats all i kno
lmao...thats so true about the rumors
yep the new player is not compatible with my ps3
this is great... only jokesta would diss the shit out of the people that comment on his articles.. i love him for it though (no homo)... "because a good portion of you are slower than the rest" lol, that shit cracks me up
I wonder Jokesta who are the main culprits that made you write this great blog of yours?
shoot yourself?
hmmm, want me to start the list?
Yeah lets see who be bitching the most..lol
I guess somebody has a case of the monday's...somebody must of hurt feelings today.
*somebody must of hurt your feelings today.
ok Jesse Jackson... chill with the cuttin off of ppls nuts now... @ the king
"ZOMG NEW MUSIC!..Stan's paradise, "First!" posters grave yard--and occasional place for heated debates about why Lil wayne wasn't featured on 4 of the 5 tracks posted that given day."
QFT
What the fuck this isnt new's FUCK YOU JOKESTA
hahaha caught me off guard with that comment lyricalthought..but i understand the irony in that shit now
lol.......
thanks jokesta, for the clarification
but you dont have to bring up wayne..haha, i guess SOMEONE does..but why did it have to be you?
as far as the colors and the explanations..sarcasm at its highest..haha
all i gotta say is that is sad as FUCK that we have 20something year old dumb fuck shitheads on here who cant WRITE, READ, or TYPE..get the fuck off this site and read a fuckin BOOK uneducated assholes
but shit is funny either way.good looks bossman
Jokesta good job man. because some people on this site are fucking idiots.
You will get unbanned when you and your family of terrorists get legal citizenship.
"FUCK YOU DEFSOUNDS THIS IS BULLSHIT FUCK YOU OMG FUCK YOU I GET SO ANGRY!
Lol
It's sad this has to be explained.
"Is that clear, can we keep bullshit to the bullshit areas and the good debates to the good areas? Also, as I've said before--we don't have many rules here--just don't fucking spam. Someone mentioned that I shouldn't curse at you guys and be nicer seeing as you all are as much part of the site as I am, and to that I say--Banned!..What other hip hop site you know has a staff as interactive as ours.
"
Nuff said
Sounds straight enough please get rid of all those fucking goats of pliees and 50 cent and vanilla mc fuckker
Jokesta made a whole article about this stuff, "articles that didn't really fit anywhere else such as Cam Ron's rhyme book" this is wat this article should be
i thought the layout was pretty self explanitory anyway, but thanx 4 makin things perfectly clear.
Yo man I love this site, there's some crazy niggas like that plies goat on here. You know in real life outside of the computer world, they would never be seen stanning their favorite artist that bad but anything's possible on this site. What other website where you constantly see people yell first or sometimes dumb ass debates. Only on defsounds.
Yo,
Really though that shit is everywhere. Especially that 1st shit, and half the time it's like the 4th. Everywhere I go with a comment section does that. Then you get the dickheads talkin' about 6th and shit. I don't mind seeing debates in the comments though. PEACE Listening to "Take It Back" by Talib Kweli
"What other hip hop site you know has a staff as interactive as ours. "
^^^True that
GET EM! -meth nd red how high
there really are some ignorant fucks on this site like that too, takin shit way too seriously calm down my friends, kick back, smoke it if you got it, and enjoy the shit this site gives yall and if not then go to a different site cuz no one wants your lame ass here anyways
Yo! Jocksta bitch ass banned me cuz I put his boyfriend reign on blast!
Make sure yall niggas dont disagree with anything Jocksta says because then you will be an idiot. And if you like an MC he dosnt like - you are a stan.
You were banned temporarily because you continued to talk shit on Reign even after I asked you to stop ensuring you that he would stop as well.
Now you're just banned permanently.
damn why the fuck yall bannin people. nigga's need to stop takin shit people type over the net that pesonal and serious. get it together.
where'd the bitch fit go down?
hip did know his ish, wiz gone too
well jokesta, thats what happens when your running a site with no age limit, you see, hip hop needs to be seperated like movies, rated G, PG, and R. these little brats that come on here because thats what gives them some kind of freedom to act like they are tough because you dont know who they are etc....
KIDS GET OFF THE SITE IF YOU CANNOT RESPECT IT! PLAYING WITH PPLS MONEY IS REAL PUSSY, AND IMMATURE. THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT AND FUN, NOT THAT SERIOUS TO BE DESRESPECTING OTHER MEMBERS OF THE SITE BECAUSE YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A PUSSY AND WACK AND THAT MEMBER PUT YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER ON BLAST, SHIT HAPPENS, YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER DOESNT EVEN KNOW NOR LIKE YOU ANYWAY, SO GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON, ENJOY SITES LIKE THIS THAT GIVES YOU THE PREVILAGE TO GET ALL THE INSITES AND SCOOPS OF HIP HOP RIGHT THERE EVERY MINUTE, OF EVERYDAY. SO YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, AND NOT WHAT YOU SEE ON BET OR MTV. JOKESTA, FIND THESE KIDS AND BANNED THEM ALL, SHOOT, THATS WHATS WRONG WITH HIP HOP NOW, IMMATURE, DUMB ASS YOUNG FANS, THAT DONT KNOW SHIT, THEY REALLY ARE RETARDED.
the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. good shit haitian!
That would only happen in a perfect world lol's, I know you noticed not too many people hit up your comment saying "F" you, yea cuz then they know they would be busted because only adolescents would be bothered by a comment such as this when it clearly is tha truth...but what can you do...
2 fingers
lmfao....nice jokesta,bet people still get it twisted tho!
on the real, this site with the occasional stans is the best at having discussions on whats going on and staying on topic! un like that shit they post on cough...wshh....
LMAO~ "Fuck this blog, this ain't news, defsounds sucks donkey dicks"
I love the colored sections for the retards here. Shit had me laughing.
jokesta your the george bush of defsounds and nobody likes you.