Florida Man Arrested For Misuse Of 911 After Requesting Escort To Lil Wayne Concert

by Jokesta on June 30th, 2009

http://media.defsounds.com/uploads/assets/2259/2313/24516/asset.jpegA 20-year-old Florida man was arrested on June 22nd for misusing the 911 Emergency Hotline.

According to First Coast News, Michael Kruse of Jacksonville initially called 911 because he felt sick on June 21st.

Kruse reportedly told the operator he had been smoking marijuana and was feeling ill.

When the operator asked Kruse if he would like a deputy take him to jail, Kruse seemed confused and asked "why?" to which the operator replied, "You just told me on a taped line you just got done smoking marijuana."

Sgt. Chuck Mulligan, spokesman with the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office, said deputies located Kruse, took him to a family member, and gave him a stern lecture about 911.

Hours later on June 22nd, Kruse called 911 again. This time he was driving on I-95. He told the dispatcher he wanted a police escort to see the rapper, Lil Wayne, in concert in Miami.

Dispatch: "You want a police escort to take you to Miami?"

Caller: "Or, you have a helicopter?"

Dispatch: "We don't just send helicopters up for rappers."

Caller: "Well, I'm driving there right now. I just wanted the fastest way to get there. I didn't want to get pulled over on the highway."

The dispatcher had Kruse pull off the interstate at the State Road 207 exit. There, deputies met Kruse and arrested him for mis-use of 911.

 
 
 
 

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scrillstar4 months ago
is this kid for fuckin’ real? this is the dumbest shit i ever heard… he actually pulled over and waited for the police thinking they would give him an escort… thats an ignorant whiteboy…
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pliesstildagoat4 months ago
Cracka
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smallprofessor4 months ago
honestly, how could you think calling 911 would help you in any way at all
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jmoney3654 months ago
instead of ignorant white boy why don u jus say that ignorant dude or that dumb mother fucker…people killin me
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joovyxl4 months ago
well, im not so surprised
only in America can dumbshit like this happen
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imefimef4 months ago
lmao
“Well, I’m driving there right now. I just wanted the fastest way to get there. I didn’t want to get pulled over on the highway.”
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olgbighomie4 months ago
Thats That dude Doo Flinky!!!!!!!!!!!
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chuckcity4 months ago
tellin by dat mugshot,i dont think the guy still realizes he’s been arrested.
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heartlesschamp4 months ago
lmao, this shit is hilarious…and i agree wit jmoney…the racial line was unnecessary, dude’s just an ass
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ukno4 months ago
racist mother fucker
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paymecash4 months ago
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME SHIT DOO FLINKY WOULD DO, LOL
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beedeezy084 months ago
This has got to be the funniest shit i heard so far this week!!! GNR seriously, u call’d and said u smokin weed and felt sicc, then u call to get an escort to the wayne concert, and wait’d on the side of the road for tha laws to come “escort” yo dumbass str8 to jail…do not pass go lookin ass! This is why u shouldnt smoke cracc!!! LMAO
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chunk4 months ago
A true dumass, its impossible to be so stupid, if I was smoking weed the last # I would dial is 911, & who calls 911 for an escort…… either he got some spiked weed or he is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet
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dooflinky4 months ago
i feel for this white man, i try this every weekend and it never works, even though the police have never escorted me to a lil wayne concert, i still enjoy those thick long black night sticks in my booty, no homo!
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pimpdred4 months ago
oh she said u could sleep over but come inside when the street lights come on because my mom doesnt want you getting shit in the penis again
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secondson4 months ago
First off Doo-Flinky, nigga you gay (in my riley freeman voice)

Ok now to this dumb ass white boy. Yeah I said it dumb ass white boy. Wtf was he thinkin tellin a 911 operator you just got finished smokin the good green leaf while drivin. I bet there aint 3 black men in the whole country that would try this bullshit. Dude deserves to be locked up, not for smokin and drivin, hell I have even done that myself. His real crime is stupidity. To bad you can’t really give a person time for being stupid or this jackass would get a manditory life sentence. I thought white people was smarter than black folks(being sarcastic).
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celtics4 months ago
Relax with the separatism. I could list 1000’s of DUMB ASS BLACK BOY examples so just calm it with white/black thing. You look ignorant.

“I bet there aint 3 black men in the whole country that would try this bullshit” HAHAHHA, probably the funniest shit ive heard.
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stevechubbs4 months ago
u serious?
Biggest loser of the week.
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yungmayoxxx4 months ago
that white boy is my cousin, my uncle is steaming mad
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emgee4204 months ago
goes to show most lil wayne fans are fuckin idiots
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jmoney3654 months ago
co sign
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sqad4 months ago
agreed
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ukno4 months ago
hahahaha
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lebreezy5194 months ago
lets stray from the fact that he is white, and lean more towards the idea it was a move made by a Lil Wayne fan. what a jackass
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secondson4 months ago
I guess this proves that weezy’s fans are as dumb as he is!
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domo2024 months ago
STUPID ASS MOTHAFUCKA
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secondson4 months ago
@celtics brothers do dumb shit indeed but callin the police for an escort after gettin blowwed aint one of them. As a matter of fact popo is the last people that a brother breakin the law wants to see. If you think my truth is ignorant your the one that’s lost in the sauce homie not me!
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gblocker4 months ago
Dam he gone be on World’s Dummest Criminal’s 4sho!!!!!
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slickus4 months ago
hes not a criminal…just a dumbass. kind of like you are. dumbass.
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blackface4 months ago
his smoke that shit!
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secondson4 months ago
@ gblocker im lookin at this First 48 marathon and the killas in Dallas are busy. They stay in Dallas my nigga. What’s up with that, lol!
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daddydaddy4 months ago
drugs are bad mkay??
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blackmamba244 months ago
thats mayo – only that fucking idiot would do such a thing !!!
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gblocker4 months ago
@ Second Son that’s cause these cats do all these stupid crimes without thinking em’ thru so it never takes longer than 48 hours to catch they stupid ass,now when you on Forensic Files then you in the big leagues!!!
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phillyblunt4 months ago
hahahahaha this dude is an idiot straight up!
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secondson4 months ago
I feel you gb about niggas doin dumb crimes. About a month ago these two dudes from my hood pull of a home invasion and stayed in the people crib for 8½ hours. They let dude answer the door when a neighbor came knockin. Dude somehow told the neighbor to call the police. When the police came the caught them jackass climbin out the people window. One of the niggas I fux wit but it looks like he gonna be gone for a minute. The witnesses is gonna be the police that caught them comin out of the window, them niggas is through!
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lethabrainzblo4 months ago
he actually pulled over…
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puffinls4 months ago
all i have to say is….. wow….
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tommybeanspa4 months ago
thats a str8 LOL
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gblocker4 months ago
Dam!!! What tha fuck was they trying to do !!Tha number1 rule is get in and get out!!!!
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jwilliz4 months ago



Fuck the bullshit this white boy had to be on some popen pill shyt for him to think he could call the police for a escort to a wayne concert.. His dum ass need to be locked up..
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secondson4 months ago
Gb I think them dumb ass niggas tried to move in. The niggas that did it called themselves some rappers. So I guess they tried to go for street cred!
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kingjames2064 months ago
cocaine is a hell of a drug….
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legacy2254 months ago
lol wow. talk about being burnt out from smokin weed. too many people like that dumbass right there. maybe not to that extent but……
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andrei1874 months ago
only in america lmao
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deuce534 months ago
damn, another blow to white ppl actually bein respected, as evidenced by some of these comments…me, being a “whiteboy”, “honky” or "cracker, watever floats ur boat, is declaring this one of theee most epic fails of all time, but race dont predicate brain power, mtherfucker is just stupid
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atheist4 months ago
On behalf of all white people, I officially disown him from this race.
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homemade4 months ago
that nigga dumnnnnnnnnnn! he had to be on some heavy crack, got geeked up- then wanted to come dwn so he smoked a blunt… then in the midst of his madness called the crackas lmao
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jakem4154 months ago
that dude is dumb
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surius4 months ago
OK i don’t even know what to say about this. What the fuck was he smoking? it surely wasn’t trees.Damn then he pulls over and waits for 1-time WTF!!!!!Now it’s proven weezy’s geeked up, whiny music makes white kids dumber by the track.
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dredaypt24 months ago
wat da fuck lol shyt i hope da lil wayne concert waz worth all da ass rape he fina get in jail
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whodat1184 months ago
Retardo thats all i got to say
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gsingh884 months ago
i cant stop laughin ahahahahahhaha!!
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